Thursday, July 10, 2008

Priorities

After showering and getting ready for work, I went downstairs where I saw J for the first time this morning and announced to him I'd had some unpleasant dreams. He exclaimed that he too had had an unpleasant dream.

One of my dreams involved being given ultrasounds by my friends who cut large slits into my stomach and inserted the wand into the slits, and thereafter trying to ascertain whether the copious amount of blood covering me was from the gashes in my stomach or from my lady parts. The other dream involved directly injecting Pepto Bismal into my veins and getting a call from my doctor's office saying my hCG levels had gone down to 80.

J's dream involved going to a massage parlor. J used to get a massage once a month until his regular masseuse relocated recently. Poor J.

1 comment:

Kara said...

THAT IS A HORRIBLE DREAM!!!