J started playing in a basketball league on his firm’s team. He admitted the other day that his freakishly long arms make it easier for him to foul and not get caught.

It’s totally bringing out the former cheerleader in me. I want to go to his games and cheer. I was thinking up chants appropriate for patent attorneys as I got ready for work this morning. What can I say, I still got it.

File, Argue, Verdict, Lien
X - X - X - B!

Search, file, prosecute
SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT

(P.S. GO COLTS!)